Sentient Pen15 from Outer Space
Liam had spent a lot of his childhood obsessed with the legends of the local mines. The abandoned tunnels underground had driven dozens of workers insane and young Liam was desperate to get to the bottom of it. But he found more than he bargained for down there.
Infected by parasitic space mold, Liam has held himself away from relationships for years. When things spark between him and the girl next door, he has no choice but to reveal the truth: his manly appendage is also the bane of his existence.
Note: Sentient Pen15 from Outer Space is a comedy romance. Yes, there will be an HEA. No, it is not meant to be taken seriously. This book is intended for readers 18+. A full set of content notes will be available in the book and on my website.
Light Me Up
"He was the first man to ever turn me on. When he flipped my switch and lit me up that first time, I knew he was it for me. There would never be another.
It was unfortunate, then, that he didn’t even notice me. Sure, he appreciated my usefulness but he never really saw me when he was using me. To him, I was just another tool.
Before you get too hard on him, though, I should tell you something about myself. Something important.
I am a lamp.
Yes, you read that right.
A lamp."
Pounded by the
Pommel Horse
Elena loves being on top.
When the elite gymnast is challenged to defeat her gym rival on the pommel horse, she’s up for the task.
But is she up for the ride when the pommel horse shapeshifts into a man?
A very, very, naked man?
Christmas with
the monster
He's Got a Package for Her...
Devynn expected her first holiday without her kids to be difficult. But nothing could have prepared her for what she found under the tree just after midnight.
With the help of his magic sack, the furry, green giant promises Devynn all kinds of pleasure. But would one night with the Christmas monster ever be enough?
Can't Yeti Enough
There are bad days and then there’s whatever Haley is having…
As if getting publicly proposed to and then insulted by her boyfriend wasn’t enough, she gets lost on a hiking trail and ends up knocking herself out at the start of a snowstorm.
Waking up in a cave with a giant monster was really just the cherry on her crap sundae. But the yeti isn’t what she expected, and getting lost might turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to her.
Can't Yeti Enough was previously featured in the Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology.
Naughty Broomsticks
Let the universe guide you, they said. It’ll be fine, they said.
Sure, until you accidentally summon a three-hundred-year-old witch into your broomstick instead of enchanting it to fly. Cordelia may be the worst witch Circe Academy has ever seen and she’s definitely going to be the laughingstock of the entire class when they realize how badly her spell has gone wrong. Except, the ancient witch is more than happy to help Cordelia with all of her needs.
Maybe this mistake won’t be so bad after all.
Knotty Broomsticks is a Sentient Object Romance about a girl and her broom. It is a deeply unserious story with high spice. Suited for audiences 18+